Lizard...post mortem

So about two days ago a lizard seemed to have decided to lay down and die in such a fashion and place so as to let all those in the children's home know its time had indeed come. That little lizard could not have picked a better place to lay down and pass onto another place of existence or consciousness.

The little reptile chose to die, belly up eyes open at the base of the water pump, in doing so it made its reptilian corpse available for all to see. Seeing as that the water pump is where everyone washes their dishes, clothes, and in some cases the children take their bucket showers, it would inevitably be noticed.

Would you know it, it was noticed, however like mice none of the female staff members or children would get near it. So I decided to take one for the team and give it a proper burial.

Then a thought occurred to me: Why not chase the women and children around with a dead lizard? So doing what any decant person would do, I proceeded to chase them around with it. They were screaming and running around, like the place had caught on fire, it was great. I could have had them run up the stairs but I decided that I had put them through enough. So finally I did in-fact give the lizard back to the earth by tossing it into the swamp next to the house.

Here ends the tale of the pump lizard.